I'll have these in by today's COB (it may happen after hours).
Posted by: The Professor on 6/2/2008 3:35:48 PM
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I'm the asshole with the toothbrush
Posted by: The Real Big Steve, the other is an Impostor on 4/11/2008 9:04:29 AM
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Fancy is more virtual substance
Posted by: the russian on 3/28/2008 8:54:49 AM
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it's like your dentist would have say: "well, and what are you going to do now? Ah?"
Posted by: the russian on 1/28/2008 11:35:11 AM
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i am poised to win my eleventieth fantasy championship
Posted by: smitty on 12/19/2007 11:37:55 AM
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when are you gonna update this site? enough of you already we wanna see some of the wifey poo
Posted by: me on 10/23/2006 12:55:04 PM
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i just saved a bundle on my car insurance by running over the geico gecko.
Posted by: the masked bandit on 11/29/2005 5:53:43 PM
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I just farted really loud, wierd but it was stuck in my seat and didn't really smell until I moved around.
Posted by: Big Steve on 5/10/2004 1:56:49 PM
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Think of all the things you could do for money......
Now think of what you actually do for money, or what your "paid" to do.....
Now, think of all the things you could do for money.
Posted by: Big Steve on 1/13/2004 10:32:57 AM
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How did I end up on this site, typing my thoughts, at 10:22 on a tuesday morning while I was at work?
Posted by: Bis Steve on 1/13/2004 10:23:34 AM
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doo bee doo bee doo
Posted by: the penguin on 11/19/2003 11:25:38 PM
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A loose tongue often finds itself in tight places.
-a church bulletin board...
Posted by: skollar on 10/28/2003 9:57:52 PM
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Never put your fingers where you wouldn't put your face
Posted by: M-thang on 5/14/2003 4:41:34 PM
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Having listened to Jim Booth's teachings on VFP Data Functions, I certainly have to say that I now feel "dirty in the buffer". Thanks fat ass.
Posted by: dunner on 4/29/2003 7:24:34 AM
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Clippity clop, hee haw hee haw, it's Dominick the donkey!!
Now I got that shit stuck in my head!! Maybe I am neurotic??
Posted by: dunner on 4/23/2003 3:05:37 PM
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Richard Simmons isn't gay, is he?
Posted by: dunner on 4/22/2003 2:27:04 PM
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"It's just a simple matter of programming."
-- Any Manager who has never written a program.
Posted by: dunner on 4/21/2003 9:09:54 PM
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sierra mist the ghetto 7 up, and the little big head who drinks it, hehe
Posted by: boylan on 4/20/2003 6:38:52 PM
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You can never be sure of the weather, but when it rains it pours, so always carry a raincoat. No, I'm not talking about the rain.
Posted by: skollar on 4/14/2003 3:58:03 PM
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I've had the song "Sleigh Ride" stuck in my head all morning. WTF?!?!
Posted by: dunner on 4/10/2003 11:25:48 AM
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One young man used roller skates to wheel away a refrigerator.
Posted by: skollar on 4/9/2003 12:55:00 PM
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Why can you ship something to Hawaii via FedEx Ground?
Posted by: skollar on 4/9/2003 9:00:35 AM
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"God" is dead......that is, unless you don't want Him to be.
Posted by: dunner on 4/8/2003 1:16:28 PM
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My office smells like Honeydew Melon now.
Better than a rotting bag of ice hockey equipment I guess. :-\
Posted by: dunner on 4/7/2003 9:56:29 AM
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