RULES FOR SUPERBOWL XLII

  You Drink     When  
  once     you think Troy Aikman says something totally retarded  
  once     you see a commercial for a place that Rebecca used to work  
  once     the guy says "dude" in one of those "dude" commercials,  
   if Joe Buck makes an appearance, drink 3  
  once     you spot Joe Montana in a commercial (Go NFL Network!)  
  once     you spot a "celebrity" in the crowd (luxury boxes too!)  
  twice     you see one of those annoying Mac commercials with the  
   loser kid from Die Hard (this douche)  
  twice     you see one of those annoying HEMI commercials  
  twice     you see one of those annoying IPhone commercials  
  5 times     you see one of those annoying Don Cheadle commercials  


  *** At halftime, drink 1 for each hair on Smitty's head (2 drinks) ***  
  Everybody Drinks     When  
  once     Joe Buck calls Eli "Peyton"  
  once     they mention Belichick's shitty sideline apparel  
  once     they mention SpyGate  
  once     they mention the Patriot's "dynasty"  
  once     a player from Super Tecmo Bowl touches the ball  
   (Jeff Feagles, Junior Seau)  
  once     Randy Moss catches a pass  
  twice     Amani Toomer drops a pass  
  twice     they mention the one of these stupid coaching trees  
  3 times     Randy Moss gets caught pushing off  
  3 times     Wilfork gets a personal foul penalty (or gets ejected)  
  3 times     Rodney Harrison gets a personal foul penalty  
  3 times     the Pats get away with a personal foul penalty  
  3 times     Tynes misses a FG  
  5 times     Tynes misses a PAT  
  12 times     Troy Brown scores  


  You Drink     When Your Team  
  once     loses yards  
  once     gives up a first down  
  once     commits a minor penalty - 5 yarder  
  once     gives up an extra point  
  twice     turns the ball over  
  twice     commits a medium penalty - 10 yarder  
  twice     gives up a return past the 50  
  twice     gives up an extra point off a turnover  
  twice     gives up a 2-point conversion  
  twice     gives up a safety  
  3 times     gives up a field goal  
  3 times     commits a major penalty - 15 yarder or for a first down  
  3 times     gives up yards on a reverse or an end around  
  4 times     gives up a 2-point conversion off a turnover  
  5 times     falls victim to a fake kick/on-sides kick  
  5 times     loses a coach's challenge  
  6 times     gives up a field goal off a turnover  
  6 times     gives up a touch down  
  12 times     gives up a touch down off a turnover  
  12 times     gives up a touch down on a trick play or special teams  
  18 times     gives up a touch down on a reverse or end around  
  24 times     gives up a touch down on a trick play off a turnover  
  Everybody Drinks     When  
  once     they show the cheerleaders  
  once     they show the ref in the review booth  
  once     the announcers draw on the screen  
  once     Juicy's inebriation causes something funny  
  once     somebody laments the old couches  
  once     Kelly's dog gets out of control  
  twice     Juicy or Kelly mention the dining room furniture  
  twice     Juicy comments on a female sideline reporter's outfit  
  twice     Refs call a reception an incomplete pass  
  twice     Smitty makes up a story  
  twice     Someone gets "JACKED UP"  
  5 times     Brittney is on the TV  


  *** If Josh shows up, FINISH YOUR BEER! ***  


  Betting  
   Wager what you will with other participants.  
   Go with odds, do it all, no rules here.